Just, fucking, suck it!
I want to be fucked, not tickled.
It’s kinda veiny and shafty, and at the end of it is a puppy.
I would imagine it’s like fuckin’ a lasagna.
Stupid as rocks, but great in bed.
Is there anything ever too big? Yeah. What did you do with it? Sucked it.
In the News
- I’ll never eat anything pickled ever again.
- Those attackers were really violent half an hour later after retrieving a knife.
- It would be really nice if we couldn’t be thrown in jail for having sex. It would also be nice if guys wouldn’t intentionally spread things that aren’t their legs.
- They’re competing for our business now.
- Be sure to oil the chains on your sex swing.
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